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The 2015 MTV VMAs host took to the red carpet in a look that’s almost indescribable. Almost. The star donned two strategically placed silver straps over her chest and a crystal-effect miniskirt—and we use the word “skirt” loosely, because it’s essentially just two pieces of blinged-out macramé barely covering her front and butt. What we’re trying to say is that Miley’s basically naked.
And this is a designer look, y’all. Yup—Miley’s rocking Versace.
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“To be honest, I’m a little cold. You know, I would have worn a shirt—actually, I wouldn’t have,” she quipped to the funnyman. Not to worry, she also revealed that she travels with “a lot of tape,” so we don’t think the slim straps she’s wearing tonight will slip out any time soon. (And if they do, there’s likely a pasty in place to come to the rescue…or she can borrow Selena Gomez‘s pair).